What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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