Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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pickle juice?

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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Mitt Romney.

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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