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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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