Nicolas Cage's acting.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Women's sports.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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