Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

Heartlight

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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