Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

gay marriage.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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