Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

yo mama's so fat!!!

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Hello Braydon

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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