Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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