- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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