- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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