what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

IU football

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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