Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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raping black women

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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