How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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FAP

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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