Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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