- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

Yes.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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