- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

Spread the net.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

How old is victor? Old

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??