A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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