What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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