- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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