- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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