Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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Republicans

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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