roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Black People.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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A black man walks into a book store.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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