How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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Canida

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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read this

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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I'm a like whore

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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