How did th-A fridge.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

i love huge wieners.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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