Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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