- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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