- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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