Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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