The Irish man was sober.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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