- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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