what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

black people

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

69, hahaha

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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