- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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