Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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How did the girl die? 25.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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LOL May Wong

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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hey.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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