- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

asian drivers.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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