- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Hey, we're both lawyers.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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