- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

LOL May Wong

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

No. Yes.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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