A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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