a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I'm a like whore

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

poop

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

thumb_up thumb_down -9

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops