Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

Black people. They are so kind.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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