Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Chicken

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Lebron Traveled

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Your Mom

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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