Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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