You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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