- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

knock knock

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

I cant think of one (._. )

That's Racist

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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