What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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BWAT

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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