Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Woman's rights

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Flab

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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