A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Unflushed Shit...

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Gestapo.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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