anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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