- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

Why did the bunny eat his food

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

you know what hurts.... PAIN

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Canada

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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