Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

women

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Kah-________-

robin, get in the car.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Chayton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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