- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

That's Racist

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

whats funny? ebola and 911

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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