How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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oh hiya come in

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ps3

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Whats9+10 19

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Amputations.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Anne Frank.

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