Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

c+t+c?

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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